Ron White

He is best known as the Texas-born, cigar-smoking, scotch-drinking funnyman from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour phenomenon with the famous punchline: “You can’t fix stupid.” His quips have garnered two Grammy Award nominations and his CDs and DVDs have sold more than 10 million. He is the author of I Had the Right to Remain Silent…But I Didn’t Have the Ability which appeared on The New York Times Best Seller List.